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ultrashort movie review: The Heat ****

Paul Feig, creator of the cult TV classic Freaks and Geeks, brings you the funniest movie that you’ve already seen. Buddy cop movie, mismatched personalities, fish out of water, boss breathing down your neck, “you’re off the case,” drunken montage … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: This Is the End *****

The best yet from writing team Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg. This movie is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long, long time. This movie will be appreciated by comedy nerds and members of a broader audience alike. Hilarious … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: The Hangover Part III **

The third and least funny of this trilogy, this installment deviated from the “let’s piece together what we did last night” formula. In my opinion, this hurt the movie. As implausible as this formula was, it was an effective device … Continue reading

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guest ultrashort movie review: Fast & Furious 6

I knew it was going to be ridiculously over the top. I knew it was going to be haphazardly slapped together. I knew it was going to be brim-filled with cheesy one liners. What I didn’t know was that it was going … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: Star Trek Into Darkness *****

Absolutely fantastic. I am not a Trekkie or whatever they are called and I did not feel excluded. Special effects were great. Great acting from all involved. Zachary Quinto and Benedict Cumberpatch nailed it. Alice Eve is now on my … Continue reading

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guest ultrashort movie review: Evil Dead (reviewed by Sadie)

Blood!  So much blood!  Sharp things, scary things, ultra-creepy things with yellow eyes! Evil Dead!  Did I mention the blood? So, I love Evil Dead 2, but have never really cared for The Evil Dead.  I loved what they were … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: Iron Man 3 ****

Iron Man is my favorite superhero because his superpower is that he’s smart. That’s it. He’s really really smart. I saw this movie in 3D and it was great. I think they could have done more with the 3D stuff … Continue reading

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ultrashort movie review: The Company You Keep ***

I like the idea and the story. Dialogue was a bit off. The movie begins with the capture and arrest of a former member of an activist group that was active in the late 70s and was responsible for a … Continue reading

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guest ultrashort movie review: Life of Pi

Yesterday I saw Life of Pi.  It was a movie about a boy whose family died and he got abandoned on a life boat with a tiger.  My favorite part was when he found an island and at day the … Continue reading

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guest ultrashort movie review: Oblivion

My like and dislike switch was continuously being flipped during this one. Oblivion has good acting and really neat special effects. I’m also a sucker for the Kubrick-esque set designing. Despite the super pretentious, expository opening monologue by the Cruise … Continue reading

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